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August 20, 2017 Glanzer

Protected: Kwik Trip to Twin Cities

August 6, 2017 Glanzer

Interview with Johnny

August 5, 2017August 5, 2017 Glanzer

Trip to Carolina Beach

July 25, 2017July 25, 2017 Glanzer

Swimming Like a Seahorse

July 17, 2017July 17, 2017 Glanzer

Trip to the Twins vs Astros Game

July 10, 2017July 12, 2017 Glanzer

Protected: A Rare Photoshop Project

July 8, 2017 Glanzer

Gym, Movie, 4th

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This is me.

Me!
A native of Carpenter, South Dakota, I spent several years in Minneapolis and now reside in Austin, Texas. I am 34 and work as the Marketing Automation Manager for Protect America (views are my own) and a part-time email designer for FoundersCard and Sightline Payments. I spend my free time cheering for the Minnesota Twins, singing karaoke, blogging (obviously) and trying new beers. I yearn to one day own a bar and host SNL.

This is my wife.

Lauren Poulter Glanzer
Lauren and I met November 30, 2007 and got married October 10, 2009. She is a native of Excelsior, MN but went to college in Canada. Lauren recently was promoted at Whole Foods in the Southwest US regional office here in Austin as a Buyer. Lauren can often be found knitting, chatting on her online message board with fellow yarn enthusiasts, enjoying a glass of wine, or being a top-notch mommy.

This is our son.

John Colfax Poulter Glanzer
Johnny is our lone child, over 2 1/2 years old now. He's a good singer, a big fan of super heroes, Finger Family videos, and the Muppets, and likes eating vitamins, ice cream, and chocolate milk. He has a crush on his Montessori School teacher Miss Morgan. He can count to 14 and loves accusing Baxter of pooping on everything.

This is our dog.

Baxter the Beagle
Poor, poor Baxter. Once the center of our lives, Baxter has taken a backseat to baby Johnny the past few months. We can't possibly give him the attention he craves, but he does get daily walks and some occasional doggy dates with best bud Eli, or sent to doggy daycare for a day. He has developed a taste for baby formula.

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Midnight in downtown #minneapolis That's two straight nights I've cooked dinner to critical acclaim! #chickenyoueatitwithyourmouth First visit to Terra Toys. I could have easily dropped $1000 in there on myself.

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