Ryan: Lauren, what do you think of Juan Rincon’s pitching for the Twins?
Lauren: Juan Rincon is the master of his own formula for “success”, which is single, walk, wild pitch, double, single, home run.

Ryan: If you were the Twins, what would you do with Juan Rincon right now?
Lauren: DFA.  I am going to start a DFA chant next time I go to a Twins game.

Ryan: For those of you who don’t know, DFA means “designated for assignment.”  That means his job is in serious trouble.  What will the final score of tonight’s game be?
Lauren: You know, in all honesty, it’s in my personal best interest that Rincon gives up a shit ton of runs, therefore his uselessness will be known forever, and ever, and ever, amen.  But I don’t want the Twins to lose by a lot of runs.  I’ll probably say, White Sox 10, Twins 6.
Ryan: I will say White Sox 14, Twins 7.

Well, back to the game…